Chopsticks

Today I noticed that my dad spreads peanut butter on crackers with chopsticks.

Accelerator

I was explaining to my sister how driving works.

Rachel: Don't you have to press the eh-eks-escalator?

Me: You mean, the accelerator?

Rachel: Yeah, that's what I said.

Rachel's doodle

Today, I am handing the blog over to my little sister.

The picture is an alien from Jupiter. My friend Brian made the alien and I did
the background. I did it for my sister. I hope you like the picture.

Kids can't write

Since my mother cut our cable, Rachel has been playing her Wii to cope with withdrawal. Her Wii marathon yesterday kept her sore today, so in Sunday school she wrote this prayer:

I pray for

me because I hurt myself almost everywhere.

What a prayer. When I look back at my writing from middle school, I feel the same way I feel about my sister's writing. I wrote an awful poem comparing organized office supplies with racism. Here's an excerpt:

I know I don't belong

In a folder named Asian

So I know no one else does

Wow.

Ms. Reichenbach

I doodled this masterpiece during my Macroeconomics class. I think the class is useful but this lady makes it so hard for me to concentrate on her lectures. She talks about irrelevant things and she uses the phrase "All right?" continually. My friend, Kelly, recorded that during one period she said that phrase about 178 times.